Hello everybody. You're probably wondering why you're here.
As you know, Halloween is coming up soon.
And last year, they ruined our holidays!
Haha! Jokes on you! Christmas is ruined!
Looks like my job is done here!
Ew! Get away from me!
Not when I'm here! Mwuahahah!
Now it's our turn to ruin Halloween! Mwuahahaha!
Time to SCARE!
Wait, WHAT!? We're...We're..HUMANS!
We've been around the whole neighborhood, yet no candy!
Well done! We officially ruined Halloween! Mwuhaha-
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