Hello unexpecting money giver we have a new product it's totally useless but you will find it amazing
It's a thing that a narrow minded person needs now this instant so WE CAN HAVE OUR CASH :)
AND YOU NEED IT!
So we give you
With our costume designs and extra weight you'll be giving us money by the second!
ROCKS OFFER MANY THINGS
And they give us money!
24/7 order tracking so your rock ships in safe and snug.
Plus with every rock you get miley cyrus!
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Every miley cyrus comes with a scary face for only a small amount of $200 dollars :D