I am the fastest snail in all of Maggla, and no one can beat me. I am the best of the best.
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
HO HO HO!!!!!!!
Hey, Do you think that you are the fastest snail in all of Maggla?
No, not really.
Really, that is because I am. HA HA!!!
You don't have to be rude Jack.
Rock God, Jack won't stop bragging that he is the fastest.
Bring him to me.
Jack, I want you to stop bragging that you are the fastest.
It is only a true statement.
To stop you from bragging I will take away your legs, to slow you down.
Jack was now the slowest snail in all of Maggla.