Why Being HOmeless Isn't That Bad
In this Unit we will cover
All the positives of being homeless!
Homelessness can lead to fame
Remember this man?
Apparenlty once you beome homeless
people really start to pay attention!
And now, he's famous!!!
"Being homeless saves me loads of time!"
Remember how much time brushing your teeth took?
Well think of all the free time you'll have when you no longer have to worry about teeth!
You're finally financially free!
Things you won't pay for:
Food you get for begging
Hate cleaning your room?
Never worry again, once you're on the streets, you're somebody elseS mess now! If you choose to get a partner in homelessness (such as your fav dog Spike) cleaning up after him is a thing of the past. Think of all the times your mom told to clean your room... Who's the joke on now Mom?
For the ladies:
Struggling to keep up with the latest trends? Constantly forgetting to wash your hair? Being without home can take you from an ugly dresser to the most stylish bum in the streets!
"My bed used to be so uncomfortable, so I traded it in for a park bench and haven't looked back since!"
"I would've never gotten to this point in the soup line if I hadn't forgone the annoyance of home ownership"