The spider in the urinal
By Flor & Erin
Hello! I'm Thomas Nagel
I work at a school
As I was going to the men's restroom....
I notice a sad little spider, living in the urinal
Gradually our encounters began to oppress me. Of course it might be his natural habitat, but because he was trapped by the smooth porcelain overhang, there was no way for him to get out even if he wanted to, and no way to tell whether he wanted to...