Do you ever feel frustrated at your phone's lack of a charger, usb port, flashlight, and gps tracker?
So do we! So we introduced the Swiss Army Keychain!
Don't believe me? Just listen to our sattisfied customers!
The Swiss army keychain changed my life, I used to throw apples at people
...But now I don't
The best part is that this product is totally free!!!
With the purchase of 10 ps3 consoles, otherwise, the full amount is required
So remember folks, if you ever want a one centimeter thick 3-inch long device that does, like 4 things, then get the one thing that matters...
The Swiss Army Keychain!!!
$55 is the cost plus shipping and handling