How to Accelerate Employee Unproductivity
Most people think poor productivity is a result of disorganization and chaos.
More likely causes:
Unusual conference room names
Low-grade toilet paper
Vending machine of death
Even though it’s boring to give a room a name like ‘1-201’, if you want people to actually find it, consider it instead of naming your room something cute.
Countless man-years are wasted wrestling with armor-plated toilet paper dispensers stocked with 1/2-ply tissue.
A snack machine stocked with honey buns, toaster pastries and fun-size eclairs will make your employees catatonic.
Remember, it’s not a lack of teamwork or poor seating arrangements that will torpedo your crew’s output.
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