STOP ALL THAT YOU'RE DOING NOW THIS IS A PUBLIC BEVERAGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Brought to you by Lebanon James Incorperated, operated by that guy who made that AWESOME Lego Rostow Model and the rest of the 7th period Human Geo Class
After years of trial and error, tons of dollars $$$ and the tears and sweat of our very own CEO, we bring to YOU the latest in Energy Drink Technology
Sponsored by the likes of Hulk Hogan, Brother and some how Macho Man Randy Savage, Oooohhhh yeeeahhhhh!
V2 Energy Drinks!
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(this totally looks like crap, I know, we spent all our budget on expanding to Kansas City)
GO GET IT TODAY!