The Sad and Unfortunate Life of Sal, the Delivery Man.
To Do List: Nothing Deliver Pizza
The Sad and Unfortunate Life of Sal, the Delivery Man! Story One
The Unknown Wedding
Sal delivered his pizzas, and ran into a really pretty girl. This girl was short and had black hair with bits of confetti in it. She must have been having a party, thought Sal. He wondered why he wasn't invited.
Because Sal wanted to be nice, (and because he really liked her) he gave the girl her ordered pizza for free. He had also decided to bring her a humongous present when he had finished dropping off peoples deliveries.
Again? What is it this time?
All the sudden loud laughter came from the pretty girl's face. Sal was super co- nfused. Was it not a birthday? Sal thought he had ruined everything! Apparently there was a wedding and all of those presents were for the bride and groom, not for Sal's crush... He was so embarrased.
Ha Ha Ha! You- You thought this was a- Ha ha! BIRTHDAY?! Ha Ha! Heh eh... Oh you're serious...
Yes I did think it was a birthday. I am sorry for the disturbance...
The pretty girl slammed the door n his face with a fit of giggles. Sal felt all alone, except for the company of Jello, Macy's (the pretty girl's) cat. Sal