Lesson of the Day
A Flaming Douche Canoe
Or at least, less of one
How to not be ...
Before we start our lesson, if your name happens to start with an A, C, M, or T, there is literally zero hope for you.
But they can camoflauge their douchery.
According to scientific studies on Wikipedia, published by some douche who hated the letters listed above, you're fucked in life as it is, because chances are you have a really shitty personality, and... Let's be honest, people don't change.
(Because there really is only one step)
That is actually 4 different words, but chances are if you're watching this video, you're too much of a douche bag to even know that.
This is a picture of our solar system
And if you don't wish for it to be blown up because you just couldn't hold back that douch of a comment you let slip out, we will all die a horrible death and it will be
..You bag of hot douche