Dan spots Jessica across the ocean, so he swims to her like in romantic movies and shit.
Cesar tries to avoid the crazy bitch yelling "I love you!"
Taylor worships her giant portrait of Cesar hanging on her wall.
Jessica admires Dan's sexiness.
Omfg he's so fucking sexy. UNF.
Taylor's stalking Cesar's Facebook profile for the 17th time today.
Story of our lives.