Time to use your computer
You have an Email.
Sara Weirdling- Dear Friend, You have recently contacted me after watching my Goat Milk job interview. I am glad that you have accepted my offer and my natrual talents. I would like to know when you'll introduce me to the Goat Milk Farms boss! Please respond!
You replied: I never accepted your 'natrual talents.' They are a disgrace to human nature. Please don't text, call, or email me. Thanks, your lovely interviewer
WOW. YOU FEEL LIKE A CRUEL PERSON. Because you forgot to order the Sara-W Repellent! Oh my gosh, you'd have been rude without it!
That's Right, Folks! It's
THE SARA-W REPELLENT COMMERCIAL!
Hi, I'm Sara!
Are you too polite to use this repellent that smells of cheese? (I'm not allergic, but I'm highly terrified.) Well, it's only . . .
Sara Weirdling Repellent
Cheap & oh so useful
Spray It. It feels victorious.