I'm so alone, I need...a girlfriend...
Eat their brains!
Ahh...that sounds fun...
Ah Ha!! I can go to some random website and find a girlfriend I've never met before!
Dear Woman, I like long walks in the park and puppies. Please go on on a date with me. -Mr. Right
Now all I have to do is wait...
Hello Mr. Right, I like long walks in the park too.We should hook up. -Mrs. Right
What do I do?!
OK. OK. Accept.
Dear Mrs. Right, I think we should meet up. How about tomorrow at McDonalds at 7:00pm? Thanks! See you there! -Mr. Right
Tomorrow at 7:00
You're a guy?!
Yea, so you wanna hangout sometime?
Thats what I get for being a loner.