I.T. Applicant: Oddball Bill
Hope you don't mind that I brought my cat, General Whiskers, to the interview.
I'm happy as long as I'm allowed to collect used Starbucks coffee cups and stack them up in my cubicle. My version of 'empire building.'
On the job:
I learned to play the mandolin when I was seven years old. B.A. in Pottery History from Clipon University.
Did everything I could to make sure that nobody knew what I was doing. Yelled at anyone who asked. Grew an ant farm in my top two desk drawers.
Fortran / Expert Latin / Intermediate Klingon / Expert
Working on electric-powered Millennium Falcon. Building a pillow fort. Do what the voices tell me to do.
Think I've got a myspace account
If modem works, aol something
No signal in mom's basement
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